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Mike pair We are gesponsert now by the KAPO. 500.000, - - in the year... (Mike without an expression too forgiven, on the question of a Sonnhofeners from where now bad brook suddenly the coal for transfers has, finally could it the laughter however nevertheless do not pinch themselves)
Hans Poettler Deis gibts jo ned! (after each foul to it)
Guidl Coach sull i heit amoi at Pressboi mochn?
Magic Seppsn Woeoeoeaahhh.... (with difficulty to express, a sound file must here ago... -)
Franc pencil sharpener Didi, you is heut our Ivo Vastic... (to Didi Griessauer, blond, and bissl under-largely, as it were the full Vastic counterpart -)
Franc pencil sharpener Leidl it seids mobile with Einirutschn, wiar A Gletschermure
Franc pencil sharpener There Poetti wuid hiaz in Verdeitiger einaflankn! (against pc. Jakob, as Poetti instead of the ball inadvertently in all who all this stepped a defender)
Franc pencil sharpener Burschn in my U10 gibs koa rachn! (the coach carries valuable educational conviction work out)
Guidl I houn aungruafen, owa dei hom soewa ned gwisst wous dahoum san.... (on the question where at all Kroisegg is situated)
Fischer Hans The stuermer is jo scho so therefore komman, as if it haett it at Haxn brochn....
Weiwa Peda That was eh souwieso ausigoungan.... (to Schiri as it the ball before the Outlinie had already intercepted...)
Krausler Hermann Paar you Kuah!, against Vornholz host ned trouffm... (the 1:0 against Rabenwald, as Krausler played still even there.)
A erboster fan Schiri you Speickschael... (without words...)
Hirzabauer K. Spue with heart and ned so at Eiaboi...
Weiwa Peda He, trough uma the Obseitsfalle.. (after the page overflow in dock brook, after 1. Half time rather unsuccessfully on offside, tracing status was played bereis 5:1)
Franc pencil sharpener Go wos to Schiri, mia need koa wall... (in Dock brook as franc against conclusion the gate guarded, with a freistoss on that of 16 boundary, which it thereafter - under heading vibrating of the Schiris - bravouroes to the bar repelled)
Schiri Was the best of the whole match... (after playing to the internal message of beforehand final status 12:2 for dock brook)
Franc pencil sharpener Troutti, hom dei at super current DO... (after that hair dryers in Dock brook)
Ex chairman J. Maderbacher Owa of germ mA ned also at Kilos of Woschpulver and A Dosn Brigl.... (to the players to the topic best ones collect for maskenball)
Franc pencil sharpener Where san the olle.... (to the U13 preferred to substitutes on trees herumzukraxeln, as on that Reserve bank to squat...)
Franz pencil sharpener Peda warm up.... (already 3 min after Ankick...)
Franz pencil sharpener I main header loung consider, if i DO zuwistoe, but the Spielmacher must cover i soewa, for DO pick i 90 min beside eahm.... (legendary utterance, after 5 min. was transferred the Rattner Spielmacher at Guidl.)
Franz pencil sharpener ...oda matte branching van Beickn Kreiz owa... (as attraction to the planned 25jahr celebration)
Guidl I houn owigschaut to the Haxn and houn gsog, beweigs calibrate, owa dei hom nix more toun... (k.o. after rats the match)
Hubi Skin uma!!! (nice To shoot back request the ball, as the Wuchtel to that rolled to kickenden children)
Hans's Fischer "..........?" (without words, as which kickers in Poellauberg the play short hand forgot courageous U8 and the work watched a tractor with baling press)
Hubi " Frounz, gounz aussi?" Hubi cannot believe the fact that he the Corner of whole to drausen and not from of 16 may give...
Robsn " Frounz change!" like wildly with the hands gestikulierender Robsn, several times the desire displays to be exchanged, there in the first play it the cramps troubled...
Franz pencil sharpener " main headers koan more!" to aforementioned above internal message, however not as mean loud to Robsn calling, but with household-noise level restl. Substitutes explaining.
Fredl " Schiri you Wi ***" the otherwise always calm Fredl, totally weakens after Abpfiff of the play of the numerous wrong decisions of the Schiris.